Alternative X-Mas Tune – Red Warszawa

THIS.. this is the best Christmas song of all time, that is sung in Danish! 😀
Because the best alternative Christmas song ever written and performed will be revealed tomorrow! And it is quite logical which song it will be, given Santa killed himself today! 😉

Excellent performed by the Danish CULT band Red Warszawa I give to you ’Julemandens Selvmordsbrev’ (Santa Claus’ Suicide Note)

And for those who have been friends with me on Facebook for some years, might remember the week I dedicated to Red Warszawa, where I attempted to translate their lyrics into English, and of course I will not let my English speaking friends and followers in the dark this time either. You will find my translation below the video.

A Live version of the same song:

The translated lyrics:

Santa Claus hung himself, the Nisses* they say goodbye
Santa Claus hung himself, the Nisses they say goodbye

Santa Claus’ suicide note was found
in a sock he had won
at a Santa Claus seminar
where there were fancy guests
There were priests, there were popes
there were kids that were to have gifts
But the pressure was to big
what a load of crap

There will be no Christmas this year
There will be no Christmas this year

The presents are to be given away, no more Christmas cards
The presents are to be given away, no more Christmas cards

Santa Claus’ drug abuse was discovered
by a Nisse who was included
in Santa Claus inner circle
in the middle of the Christmas time stress
The Nisser stood on the back of each other
Because every now and then
Santa Claus became
a fucking (horny) Satan

There will be no Christmas this year
There will be no Christmas this year

*(The small Nisser/Tomtar we have in Scandinavia, I have no idea what they are called in English)

Red Warszawa is Krieg, Red Warszawa is KVLT!!! \m/ 🙂 \m/

More madness/Red Warszawa here:
Website: http://www.rw.dk/